Challenge: RETURNS. Verdict: SUCCESS

Last night we were so proud and excited to go see our friend Scarlet Destruction in her 1st Roller Derby bout with Murder Beach Militia. Man, she was so Calm Cool and Collected, and on her first go-round she was just knocking them over like little flies. What a woman! Sadly, the Paramount is not air conditioned and I had to beat it out of there like hell was after me.

Today's challenge was to hunt down all the stores all this random baby stuff has come from, and we hit the Holy Grail of Knowledge at the Carter's Outlet in the Jersey Shore Outlets. The woman behind the counter told us where each brand is carried. They took all the Carter's stuff; First Year is from Target; Garanimals is Walmart; Gerber is Babies R Us... It saved us so much time. Black hangers are from Costco. In the future, please people, if you love your pregnant friends, give them gift receipts.

I wanted to cap off the afternoon of returns with a nice iced decaf coffee drink at Barnes and Noble but absolutely crapped out. My lovely husband is always a good sport about holding my belly up for a little while.